Rude And Offensive Doormats

Are you anti-social? Don´t want people coming round? Get your message across right from the start with a Rude and Offensive Doormat!

These “Unwelcome Mats” will get the point over to unwanted visitors before they even knock on the door and act as an excellent front line housecaller repellant. Get your message through to even the most stubborn and determined jehovah’s witnesses…”LEAVE THIS HOUSE AND NEVER DARKEN OUR DOORSTEP AGAIN!”

We´ve been thinking about writing this section for quite a while, but wanted to find the best tools for this task of retaining your self imposed solitude. If you find any better doormats for this purpose out there, be sure to let us know, it´s never too late to add to our collection.

SO…let´s get the ball rolling, we´ll start off with a polite warning, a gentle “GO AWAY” message to unwanted foreigners….foreigners in this case being anybody who doesn´t live in your house.

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Go Away DoormatToo Polite? Want something more direct? No problem, we present the short and sweet and very much to the point…”LEAVE DOORMAT”.

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"LEAVE" DoormatStill not working for you? Let´s try a different tactic….this doormat will discourage Jehovah´s Witnesses  and some cold callers while encouraging friends to ring that doorbell. Welcome Motherfucker!

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You´re still reading huh? Guess we haven´t hit the right doormat for you yet. Well, don´t despair, here it is….the be all and end all, the piece de resistance of offensive doormats. Make your point and your dislike of all potential visitors loud and clear…….FUCK OFF!

There are a few of these, so we´ve narrowed it down to the best three.

The classic.

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Classic Fuck Off DoormatThe Finger

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The Finger Fuck Off Doormat










The Good Old Fashioned Fuck Off Doormat

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The Good Old Fashioned Fuck Off Doormat










There it is…the best collection of naughty doormats you´re ever likely to see on the internet. We hope you´ve found what you´re looking for and as always feel free to leave us a comment. Until next time dudes!

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