Yes, you read that correctly, Toilet Bowl Lights are actually a thing, they exist, and they’re fantastic……Read on…..you know you have to….
So you haven’t got the best house in the neighbourhood, maybe your garden’s a mess too, you don’t make the money the guy next door makes, so it’s hard to make awesome home improvements. Hell, you’d love a Jacuzzi and a swimming pool but the boss aint gonna pay you that much, and you don´t have a garden anyway. Well that has all become irrelevant…because now… YOU CAN HAVE THE COOLEST TOILET ON THE STREET!
Motion sensors activate the lights which have eight different colours guiding you safely to the toilet in the dark. The colours change every 12 seconds or you can set it permanently to the colour of your choosing and when the sensors detect no more motion they switch off.
They fit any type or size of toilet bowl and fix firmly in place. This is the bathroom upgrade you’ve been crying out for and it just might even help you get a girlfriend, no guarantees on that, however.
Where can i buy toilet bowl lights?
Become the envy of your friends for a very low price, click on the links below to check out how little this slice of luxury costs, seriously, it´s astoundingly cheap. Get your toilet bowl lighting NOW!.
You may have seen this (or similar) pooch toys around and about on the net recently. There are a few brands with variations on the same theme battling it out for superiority, but head and shoulders above the rest has emerged the ifetch.
There are two ifetch machines to choose from depending on the size of your dog. The ifetch is for the smaller dog and the ifetch Too is for the larger dog the only real difference between the two being the size of the ball, Bigger dog, bigger ball. The Ifetch Too launches a standard sized tennis ball while the ifetch uses a smaller 1.5-inch ball.
Whichever you choose it will come with three balls and after a few demonstrations of how it works, your dog will learn that when he or she drops the ball into the ifetch machine the ball will be launched…..and retrieved….and launched….and retrieved…..seriously, the dog will do this every day, for hours, while you put in absolutely no effort….Best invention ever!
Got a friend with terrible dress sense? Wanna find them a gift? Your prayers have been answered. Sandal socks are kinda cool …..in a not very cool at all sort of way.
For years, people have wished they could adopt the look of a middle aged German tourist whilst reclining on the sofa in their own homes and now, that dream can become a reality….Why not really get into the feel of things by getting out of bed at 5 am and throwing a towel over your sofa then going back to sleep for another 4 hours.
Star Wars Shower Curtains…..not a phrase you hear every day, but then we´re not an everyday kind of website are we?
So this is what we´ve been up to lately, putting together the ultimate collection of sci-fi based water resistant bathroom drapery for your entertainment. Sadly, we´re not allowed to post any prices here as they can change far too frequently for us to update them, but just click on the UK or USA link near each picture to check the current value of stylishly keeping your bathroom floor dry in todays economy.
We´ll be starting off with Han Solo trapped in a carbonite prison.
Poor Han Solo, not only frozen in carbonite, but unable to get out of the shower…..to be fair, he´s not as young as he used to be, someone help him for gods sake!
You can make Han yours and keep him in your bath for as long as you want. Get it from UK HERE or from USA HERE.
Next to get the shower treatment….Darth Vader, maybe some of the darkside will come out in the wash.
Finally, we´ll finish the collection off with one of the unsung heroes…The Stormtrooper. Poor guys get nothing but bad press, but i´m pretty sure this guy could successfully guard you shower….i mean, that shouldn´t involve any shooting should it?
My personal favourite…..Treat yourself to it now……you deserve a new shower curtain….From UK Here or From USA HERE
Sadly we couldn´t find anything cool with Chewbacca….this makes us a little bit sad….Sort it out shower curtain manufacturers!
Hope you liked what we had to show, if you´re looking for shower curtains with a bit more fear don´t forget we did the horror shower curtain collection previously, CHECK IT OUT HERE…..or have another look at the Star Wars PILLOW CASES HERE.
Thanks for putting up with us our fellow Funny Stuffers….we love you!
If you haven´t seen The Feisty Pets Toys, you´re in for a treat. They´re probably not suitable for the very small children in your family, but teenagers love them, adults love them, hell, i love them and i´m far from being a teen. They´re going down a storm at Funny Stuff HQ where we brought in a few to investigate the phenomenon.
These little monsters are taking over the world this christmas and YOU NEED at least one in your house on christmas day. Cute kittens, cuddly bears, lovely lions….there are loads of them and they´re all fearsomely awesome. Just a gentle squeeze on the back of the head and your delightfully adorable pet turns into a rabid beast…..there´s a lot of fun to be had with these creatures and quite a few to collect.
This year, without doubt, the best christmas or birthday gift for teenagers or young at heart adults.
Are you anti-social? Don´t want people coming round? Get your message across right from the start with a Rude and Offensive Doormat!
These “Unwelcome Mats” will get the point over to unwanted visitors before they even knock on the door and act as an excellent front line housecaller repellant. Get your message through to even the most stubborn and determined jehovah’s witnesses…”LEAVE THIS HOUSE AND NEVER DARKEN OUR DOORSTEP AGAIN!”
We´ve been thinking about writing this section for quite a while, but wanted to find the best tools for this task of retaining your self imposed solitude. If you find any better doormats for this purpose out there, be sure to let us know, it´s never too late to add to our collection.
SO…let´s get the ball rolling, we´ll start off with a polite warning, a gentle “GO AWAY” message to unwanted foreigners….foreigners in this case being anybody who doesn´t live in your house.
Buy it from UK or Buy it from USA
Too Polite? Want something more direct? No problem, we present the short and sweet and very much to the point…”LEAVE DOORMAT”.
You´re still reading huh? Guess we haven´t hit the right doormat for you yet. Well, don´t despair, here it is….the be all and end all, the piece de resistance of offensive doormats. Make your point and your dislike of all potential visitors loud and clear…….FUCK OFF!
There are a few of these, so we´ve narrowed it down to the best three.
There it is…the best collection of naughty doormats you´re ever likely to see on the internet. We hope you´ve found what you´re looking for and as always feel free to leave us a comment. Until next time dudes!
Dare to be different by drinking your vino from Upside Down Wine Glasses.
“Quirky but cool” is the opinion at Funny Stuff HQ. Holding one of these in your hand gives the illusion that your wine is suspended in mid air and may cause panic to drunken people in your view.
I can only speak for myself on this, but there would be a 90% chance of me getting totalled and forgetting which way up the glass was supposed to be, ending in a wine on floor error, so i guess what i´m trying to say is, stay switched on when using this, the dangers are there for everybody to see. All completely worth it though, to see the most drunken guy or girl in the room attempt to figure out what´s wrong with this picture.
Wouldn´t it be great to have 300 of these at a wedding, put your feet up, sit back and watch the carnage unfold?
We do like to get the word “Offensive” in whenever and wherever we can at Funnystufftobuy.com, you may have noticed? Well, christmas is coming and whether you love it or hate it, it´s a fantastic opportunity to offend the ones you love, and errr, the ones you don´t love as much as you´re maybe supposed to. And so, in the hope of spreading some christmas cheer (and we like to think) maybe a seasonal giggle or two, we proudly present our latest feature…..
Offensive Christmas Cards And Gifts… And Stuff!
Offensive Christmas Cards
Let´s get started with cards, shall we? I mean, cards go out weeks before gifts, so it makes sense we start there, right? Ok, Feast your eyes on this collection of festive filth. We´re showing the full “8 Pack” here, but cards can be bought in 4´s or even seperately if you only have one friend.
Just click on the pictures to go directly to the site we discovered these “christmas crackers” on.
Words cannot describe my love for these cards and i only hope i have friends who love/hate me enough to send them to me.
Ok, thats covered the first part of the christmas ritual, we´ve insulted our friends (and enemies) with days or even weeks to go, but now we need ideas for presents to hammer home our message of bad tidings on christmas day. This means it´s time for…..
OFFENSIVE CHRISTMAS GIFTS
Let´s assume you´ve done the right thing and bought a “Proper” gift for the loved one in question, stocking fillers are the way forward now. It´s kind of like a sneak attack. The victim has unwrapped his or her Ipad or Ferrari (we don´t know your budget) and you´ve been well and truly forgiven for the card you gave them previously, now it´s all about those little extras…..
Perhaps a Teddy Bear? Bit of a bargain at £1195
Or maybe he or she is a tea or coffee lover, in which case may we suggest one of these festive drinking vessels? Only £695 each.
Not loving bears or mugs…..no problem, here´s an absolute game changer….CHOCOLATE!…..That´s right, Offensive Chocolate!
Is there a better way to piss somebody off without them being upset about it? If there is, we don´t know about it. At £2.95 these won´t break the bank and should cause merriment to the lucky recipient and the more you buy, the cheaper they get so you can probably afford to make the whole family chuckle on christmas morning.
Well, that´s all we have for you for the moment, we´d appreciate a share if you like what you see, hell, we´ll take a share even if you don´t like what you see, we´re not fussy.
Feel free to leave us a comment if you can, feedback is always a good thing.
Cut your coffee intake down to one cup a day, ask any doctor and he will tell you that´s good news. Just don´t tell the doc that the cup you have is a massive 64 ounces, or 4 Pints, or 1.89 Litres of lovely hot wake up juice. Stay wide awake and get shit done with this gargantuan drinking vessel.
It´s a fantastic gift for christmas, birthdays or just a fun surprise for the caffeine addict in your life.
Click on either link below to find out how cheap you can get your hands on one of these, but when you do get hold of it, for gods sake don´t drop it or you´ll flood the whole house!